I'm afraid this is my stop.
SO, I was in town getting a bit of nosh when this bird, was like, totally checking me out, like totally checking me out. she had a bit of a girl-next-door vibe, if your next door neighbour happens to be Delta Goodrem. So I went over, laid on the charm, like uber thick and I had her eating out of my hond in like, no time. I was about to seal the deal, roysh, but then I noticed, that like, something wasn't right about the bird. http://www.rossocarrollkelly.ie/

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Paul Howard is an award-winning journalist, author and comedy writer, and the creator of the cult character Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. He is the author of two plays – The Last Days of the Celtic Tiger in 2007 and Between Foxrock and a Hard Place in 2010 – as well as the hugely successful 2012 puppet-based Anglo the Musical. He worked for sixteen years as a journalist, mostly for The Sunday Tribune Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a satirical fictional Irish character, a wealthy Dublin 4 rugby union jock. The character first appeared in a January 1998 column in the Sunday Tribune newspaper and later transferred to The Irish Times. The series comprises twelve novels, two plays, a CD, two other books and the newspaper column, as of 2012. Howard distances himself from his protagonist's viewpoint by describing himself as being "as working class as curry sauce, processed cheese slices and borrowing money from the credit union.